ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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