it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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