I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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