So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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