How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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