Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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