it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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