Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Randomize
