My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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