Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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