You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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