It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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