problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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