okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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