thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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