Are we in a gay sports bar?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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