I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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