Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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