You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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