nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
