please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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