you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
