Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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