oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm passing your future prison.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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