I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I didn't notice because vodka
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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