I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize