this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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