I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You work out of a Hotel?
home. puking in laundry basket.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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