we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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