If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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