I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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