Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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