I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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