STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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