so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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