I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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