I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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