I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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