Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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