I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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