just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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