All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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