windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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