Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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