How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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