is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We’re leaving where are you
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