how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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