Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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