The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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