Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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