paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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