sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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