he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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