pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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