did you get engaged???
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
