Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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